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Another One... Mar. 26th, 2009 @ 09:25 pm
+639162105729: "its not what you GATHER, but what you SCATTER, that tells what kind of lif you have lived." ...Bright morning :)

ME: Please stop sending me forwarded messages.

+639162105729: Oh bad day man! Thats how ugly u are sori for ya!

ME: I don't read them sorry.

+639162105729: Stupid. You stinking monster!

Me: Get a job.


Binatog Mar. 15th, 2009 @ 07:11 pm

Dumayo ako from John Hay to palengke at 6:30AM on Sunday para lang dito.






'Burn After Reading' Mar. 15th, 2009 @ 06:09 pm
Saw the movie (yeah, just now). It's just about middle-aged, cheating married clueless Americans who don't have the capacity to listen to what each other are saying.

Loved it when George Clooney blew off Brad Pitt's head.


A Hint Of Deception Feb. 15th, 2009 @ 07:28 am

On a certain day in a certain frigid city, a certain name was accidentally found written on the logs of a certain wellness facility, where the bearer of the name was not supposed to be.

This bearer whose name appears on the pages of the logs was known, or at least according to his declaration on that certain day -- the eve of his departure -- to be engaged in last-minute endorsements to colleagues before a much-awaited week-long holiday, and as of recent developments according to him, with his kin. Two hours thereafter, this author is invited for a brief tete-a-tete as he counts the hours to his trip.

During this encounter, the bearer of the name expressed how much he desired to spend time in the wellness facility to have his entire body kneaded by an experienced masseur; his schedule at work, however, would not allow him the luxury. He described that he regretted he had to spend a huge chunk of what was supposed to be his rest day traveling from one work site to the another delegating duties to his peers, and concluded his uneventful day in the unholy hours of the night.

So it was odd that on this certain day in this certain frigid city, a certain name was accidentally, incidentally, surprisingly found written on the logs of a certain wellness facility, inked with the bearer's penmanship. There in full detail -- bearer's first name-slash-delta-echo-x-ray, stop, name bearer's mobile phone number, stop, name bearer's electronic mail address. What stood out was the dubious character delta-echo-x-ray, who chose to just tail a punctuation after the bearer's name rather than scribe his own contact details. But since it was the name bearer's handwriting that was unmistakably etched on paper, was it the he who chose to create one entry from two: bearer's first name-slash-delta-echo-x-ray?

After an unseemingly backhanded inquiry with the facility's receptionist, it was known that the duo paid a visit around prime time -- the same time the bearer of the name declared his presence being in one work site.

His ability to bilocate is amazing and puzzling; so much more the capability for deception.
 
Daunting. Disheartening. Disappointing.


From Mental_Floss: Surprising stories behind 20 Muppet characters Feb. 11th, 2009 @ 07:51 pm
Article here

Like a lot of people, I grew up on Sesame Street and the Muppets. But did you ever stop to wonder where they came from?

Some of the characters we know and love were recycled from other TV shows and commercials Jim Henson worked on, while others were invented by using whatever materials were around.

Be prepared for a little nostalgia, and I hope I didn't leave out your favorite -- not all of the characters have interesting background stories (sorry, Big Bird).

1. Cookie Monster: Jim Henson drew some monsters eating various snacks for a General Foods commercial in 1966. The commercial was never used, but Henson recycled one of the monsters (the "Wheel-Stealer") for an IBM training video in 1967 and again for a Fritos commercial in 1969. By that time, he had started working on Sesame Street and decided this monster would have a home there.

2. Elmo: The way it's described by a Sesame Street writer, apparently this extra red puppet was just lying around. People would try to do something with him, but nothing really panned out. In 1984, puppeteer Kevin Clash picked up the red puppet and started doing the voice and the personality and it clicked -- thus, Elmo was born.

3. Telly Monster was originally the Television Monster when he debuted in 1979. He was obsessed with TV and his eyes would whirl around as if hypnotized whenever he was in front of a set. After a while, producers started worrying about his influence on youngsters, so they changed him to make him the chronic worrier he is now.

4. Count von Count made his first appearance in 1972 and was made out of an Anything Muppet pattern -- a blank Muppet head that could have features added to it to make various characters. He used to be more sinister -- he was able to hypnotize and stun people and he laughed in typical scary-villain-type fashion after completing a count of something and thunder and lightning would occur.

He was quickly made more appealing to little kids, though. He is apparently quite the ladies' man -- he has been linked to Countess von Backward, who loves to count backward; Countess Dahling von Dahling and Lady Two.

5. Kermit was "born" in 1955 and first showed up on "Sam and Friends," a five-minute puppet show by Jim Henson. The first Kermit was made out of Henson's mom's coat and some ping pong balls. At the time, he was more lizard-like than frog-like. By the time he showed up on Sesame Street in 1969, though, he had made the transition to frog. There are rumors that he got the name Kermit from a childhood friend of Henson's or a puppeteer from the early days of the Muppets, but Henson always refuted both of those rumors. Mental Floss: 15 reasons Mr. Rogers was the best neighbor ever

6. Real Swedish Chef Lars "Kuprik" Bäckman claims he was the inspiration for the Swedish Chef. He was on "Good Morning America," he says, and caught Jim Henson's eye. Henson supposedly bought the rights to the show's recording and created the Swedish Chef (who DOES have a real name, but it's not understandable). One of the Muppet writers, Jerry Juhl, says that in all of the years of working with Jim Henson on the Swedish Chef, he never heard that the character was based on a real person.

7. Animal: The Who's Keith Moon may have inspired everyone's favorite member of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. This is speculation, but people who support the theory will point out that Jim Henson named one of the Fraggle Rock characters "Wembley," which is the town where Moon was born.

8. Miss Piggy is apparently from Iowa. She started as a minor character on "The Muppet Show," but anyone who knows Miss Piggy can see that she wouldn't settle for anything "minor." Her first TV appearance was actually on an Herb Alpert special. It wasn't until 1976, when "The Muppet Show" premiered, that she became the glamorous blonde with a penchant for frog that we know and love today. Frank Oz once said that Miss Piggy grew up in Iowa; her dad died when she was young and her mother was mean. She had to enter beauty contests to make money.

9. Rowlf the Dog, surprise, surprise, was first made in 1962 for a series of Purina Dog Chow commercials. He went on to claim fame as Jimmy Dean's sidekick on The Jimmy Dean Show and was on every single episode from 1963 to 1966. Jimmy Dean said Rowlf got about 2,000 letters from fans every week. He was considered for Sesame Street but ended up becoming a regular on "The Muppet Show" in 1976. Mental Floss: Commercials from a late-80s airing of 'A Muppet Family Christmas'

10. Oscar the Grouch is performed by the same guy who does Big Bird, Carroll Spinney. Spinney said he based Oscar's cranky voice on a particular New York cab driver he once had the pleasure of riding with. He was originally an alarming shade of orange. In Pakistan, his name is Akhtar and he lives in an oil barrel. In Turkey, he is Kirpik and lives in a basket. And in Israel, it's not Oscar at all -- it's his cousin, Moishe Oofnik, who lives in an old car.

11. Gonzo: What exactly is Gonzo? Nobody knows. Even Jim Henson had no particular species in mind. Over the course of "The Muppet Show," "Muppet Babies" and various Muppet movies, Gonzo has been referred to as a "Whatever", a "Weirdo" and an alien. Whatever he is, he first appeared on the scene in 1970's The Great Santa Claus Switch. His name was Snarl the Cigar Box Frackle. In 1974, he showed up on a TV special for Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass. He became Gonzo the Great by the first season of The Muppet Show and developed his thing for Camilla the Chicken almost accidentally: During one episode where chickens were auditioning for the show, puppeteer Dave Goelz ad-libbed, "Don't call us, we'll call you... nice legs, though!" It was decided then and there that Gonzo would have a bizarre romantic interest in chickens.

12. You have to love Statler and Waldorf. I couldn't find much on their particular inspiration, but I can tell you that they've been around since the 1975 "Muppet Show" pilot. They are named after popular New York City hotels (the Statler Hotel was renamed the Hotel Pennsylvania in 1992.) Guess what Waldorf's wife name is? Yep... Astoria (she looks startlingly like Statler.) FYI, Waldorf is the one with the mustache and white hair. Statler has the grey hair. Apparently Waldorf has had a pacemaker for more than 30 years.

13. Beaker: I always thought of Beaker and his buddy Bunsen Honeydew as characters that came along later in the Muppet timeline, but they have been around since the "The Muppet Show." Although Beaker usually says things along the lines of, "Mee-mee-mee-mee!", he has had a few actual lines: "Sadly temporary," "Bye-Bye" and "Make-up ready!" Despite being word-challenged, he manages to do a pretty convincing Little Richard impression and, surprisingly, had mad beatbox skills. Beaker is one of the only Muppets that was never recycled from some other purpose -- he was created solely for "The Muppet Show."

14. Fozzie Bear. Poor Fozzie. He's the perpetual target of Statler and Waldorf because of his horrible jokes and puns. It actually created a bit of a problem during the first season of The Muppet Show, because when Fozzie got heckled, he got very upset and sometimes cried. Viewers didn't feel sympathy; they felt embarrassed. The problem was solved by making Fozzie an optimist so that even when he got heckled he was good-natured about it. It's often thought that he was named after Frank Oz, who was his puppeteer, but Frank said it's just a variant of "fuzzy bear." Yet another story says he was named for his builder, Faz Fazakas. Wocka wocka!!

15. Bert and Ernie are the Muppet version of Felix and Oscar ("The Odd Couple," for you young'uns). Lots of people think Bert and Ernie were named for some minor characters in It's A Wonderful Life, but according to the Henson company, that's just a rumor. Jim Henson always maintained that it was just a coincidence -- the names just went well together and seemed to fit the characters. Jerry Juhl, one of the head writers, corroborated this and said that Jim Henson had no memory for details like that and would have never remembered the name of the cop and the taxi cab driver in the old Jimmy Stewart movie.

Other rumors to clear up: Bert and Ernie aren't gay and neither one of them are dead. Now that we've got that straightened out, here are a few more tidbits: the original Ernie used to have a gravelly voice similar to Rowlf the Dog's. Frank Oz was Bert's puppeteer and hated him at the beginning. He thought Bert was ridiculously boring, but then realized that he could have a lot of fun with being boring. Jim Henson once said, "I remember trying Bert and Frank tried Ernie for a while. I can't imagine doing Bert now, because Bert has become so much of a part of Frank."

16. Grover: Everyone's favorite "cute, furry little monster" made his TV debut on the "Ed Sullivan Show" in 1967. At the time, he was known as "Gleep" and was a monster in Santa's Workshop. He then appeared on the first season of Sesame Street, but sported green fur and a reddish-orange nose. He didn't have a name then, but by the second season he transformed into the Grover we know today, more or less -- electric blue fur and a pink nose. The original green Grover was reincarnated as Grover's Mommy for a few episodes. In Latin America and Puerto Rico Grover is known as Archibaldo, in Spain he is Coco, in Portugal he is Gualter and in Norway he is Gunnar.

17. Sweetums is one of a handful of full-body Muppets. He showed up in 1971 on the TV special "The Frog Prince." This is where he got his name -- when Sir Robin the Brave is about to defeat the ogre, a witch shows up and changes him into a frog (who later becomes Robin, Kermit's nephew). Apparently smitten with the ogre, the witch tells her darling "Sweetums" that he can have the frog for breakfast.

Bigger fame awaited Sweetums, though -- in 1975, he appeared on Cher's variety show to do a duet with her to "That Old Black Magic". He officially joined "The Muppet Show" cast in 1976.

18. Rizzo the Rat might sound familiar to you, especially if you've seen "Midnight Cowboy" -- he is named for Dustin Hoffman's character, Ratso Rizzo. He was created after puppeteer Steve Whitmire was inspired by rat puppets made from bottles. He first showed up on "The Muppet Show" as one of a group of rats following Christopher Reeve around -- he's easy to spot because he hams it up more than any of the other rats. He occasionally performs with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

19. Pepe the King Prawn's full name is Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales. I heart Pepe. He was a chef in Madrid before going Hollywood on "Muppets Tonight" in 1996. He was paired with Seymour the Elephant (Pepe was originally going to be a mouse) on the show, but Seymour never developed quite the same following and was only in two episodes. He rarely gets names right -- some of his mispronunciations include "muffins" instead of Muppets, "Kermin" instead of Kermit and "Scooper" instead of Scooter. He's quite full of himself -- in addition to thinking that he's quite the ladies' man, he also fully expects to win several Oscars.

20. Herry Monster from Sesame Street was the Big Bad Wolf in his original incarnation, which you can kind of tell by looking at his fur. It's pretty wolf-like (if wolves were blue, I mean). He became a Sesame monster in 1970 to replace the Beautiful Day Monster, who looked kind of like Sam the Eagle and existed to cause destruction wherever he went, thus ruining the beautiful day people had been having before he showed up. Herry used to have a furry nose but got upgraded to his non-furry, purple nose in 1971.

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» Pissed off

I promise to just write when I'm pissed off.

I'll just draw when I'm pissed off.

I'm going to learn a new song whem I'm pissed off.

I'll have Coke, or coffee, or puff my lungs out, or drink until I vomit when I'm pissed off.

I'll count sheep when I'm pissed off.

I'll shut up and just cuss in the dark when I'm pissed off.

I'll tell no one, and no one will know when I'm pissed off.

I'm not even going to attempt a fucking smidgeon of an argument when I'm pissed off.

I'll waste money when I'm pissed off.

I'll devour 3 books in one night when I'm pissed off.

I'll flash my middle finger at myself in the mirror when I'm fucking pissed off.

I will not seek calm when I'm pissed off.

I will close my eyes and feel my forehead when I'm pissed off.

I will cut dead flowers and dig slug in my garden when I'm pissed off.

I will stay in the dark when I'm pissed off.

I will fold paper and get papercuts when I'm pissed off.

I will watch Ben Ten when I'm pissed off.

I'll work overtime when I'm pissed off.


» The Perfect Year (Sunset Boulevard)

Ring out the old
Ring in the new
A midnight wish
To share with you
Your lips are warm
My head is light
Were we alive before tonight?

I don't need a crowded ballroom
Everything I want is here
If you're with me
Next year will be
The perfect year

It's New Year's Eve
And hopes are high
Dance one year in
Kiss one goodbye
Another chance, another start
So many dreams to tease the heart

We don't need a crowded ballroom
Everything we want is here
And face to face
We will embrace
The perfect year

                            -- Norma Desmond


» Two Feet
On my way back to Baguio after rekindling the stress in Manila, the lady on the other row in the bus was polite enough to show us this throughout the trip:


And then, while digging for that file in my camera, I stumbled upon this picture. Something to do in Burnham Park:




» Return from the boondocks

After three months, I've finally decided to revisit the blasted city that Ieft that is Manila. I needed a little thawing since I got here. It feels like I've been here for a year.

Sure, nightlife here is a bore, and, okay, club music is so two years-plus-plus ago. I don't know if it's with the culture, but kids are war freaks here. When you go to a bar, there's almost always goign to be a brawl between gangs -- a 'gang bang', as a co-worker calls it. LOL.

Sure, people walk slow. I think sloth-walking is a technique so you don't get tired covering distance uphill. I don't know. I'm used to overtaking people when I walk. And people are nice it's nauseating. I just dissed this waitress for clearing my table even before I was done with my plate and she was smiling and apologizing. What the hell was her problem?

Sure, the biggest mall is SM and there are only four cinemas that don't have airconditioning and are 2 weeks behind the movies in Manila; sure, they don't have midnight screenings here. I never caught 'Wall-E' because I think it only ran her for a week. But 'Kulam' was on for about a month I think.

Sure, you can tour the city in a day. Sure, it doesn't pay to be a brand whore here because you'll never know if you'll see a similar Armani shirt in UK2.

Sure, it's irritating I get mistaken for a Korean.

Sure, it's annoying that every house, every establishment has a ghost story associated with it, and people dig it.

Sure, I've smoked heavier since I got here. The cold makes nicotine taste like candy. No, not really. It's my portable Zen; and I've never felt my Chi so aligned.

Since I only got the cable guy to hook up my TV just a couple of weeks go, I'm totally clueless to what's happening to Manila. I think I'm going to be sick as soon as I get off the bus. It'll all come back to me: my hostility against cab drivers; the amusement I get from people wearing turtlenecks and scarves in the heat of the day; traffic, trash, and the smell of LPG from car exhausts.

I think I'm gonna realize how much I hate Manila when I get there. If it weren't for business, certain friends (except that one's in Vietnam right now), a certain dog, and an opportunity to spend quality time with a certain someone, I would rather travel farther down South.

Too many things planned. Too little time.

Anyhoo, this entry's going nowhere. Whatever, right?

 

 


» Basketball lang ba ang alam nyong laro?
Poooootang-inang Solar Entertainment yan. Maganda pa coverage ng PTV-4 dati ng Olympics sa inyo, kahit government channel at nag-iisa lang sya.

Punyeta. Comprehensive and coverage nila ng basketball sa Solar Sports, samantalang nagpapalabas pa kayo ng NBA from nineteen-kopong-kopong sa Basketball TV. Suggestion lang no; ba't di nyo dun ipalabas lahat ng basketball matches sa Olympics kasi, um, basketball channel nyo yun? At nakuha nyo pa mag-replay ng basketball matches sa ETC, 2nd Avenue at C/S.

Yung pinapalabas nilang ibang sports, pinipili nila yung matches na less than an hour. Kung more than an hour, pinuputol. Napansin ko lang yung women's volleyball match the Brazil at Venezuela, kakatapos lang ng Set 1, after commercial, Set 3 na agad. At punyeta, anong oras nila pinapalabas? 2AM? 3AM? Syempre recorded na para sangkatutak na commercial ang pwede nila isingit. At least sa PTV-4, patubig lang ni Gloria at PCSO ang commercial.


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